Sometimes you really do say the darndest things so sometimes I really have to write them down. Like the other night when we were discussing dying. Not in a morbid way of course but in the way that has become a somewhat long standing joke because both of us maintain that we will be the first to go. Neither of us want to be the partner that is left behind. But in the way of things, once we start discussing who will go first we then start considering the method in which we might go.
Ever considerate and loving husband that you are, you promised that you would do your utmost not to go whilst we were, shall we say, “in the bedroom”. I said I’d be extremely grateful because I’m not a necropheliac to which your immediate response was “well I wouldn’t expect you to keep going”.
Your Loving Wife
* Photo taken on one of our trips to the zoo.